Life of a tough cookie

did u sit in sugar cause u got a sweet ass

everydayimwholockin:

when you come back from an exam and everyone asks you how you did:

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swingsetindecember:

ladymalchav:

nissanissas:

when you buy a bunch of individually wrapped things that are meant to be eaten at a steady pace and then you eat all of them and are surrounded by candy wrappers and the remnants of your dignity

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i usually hide them in different garbage cans in the house

fuckyoutomhiddleston:

If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down

I just wanted everyone to know that

you’ve all been truly wonderful people

and

it was an honor blogging with you all

askgeorgebush:

sassyenjolras:

twilightpatriot:

am-night-king:

when someone draws something just for youimage

This gif does not represent happiness of the fish. Fish do not swim this way for fun. This fish is dying of amonia poisoning. It’s basically suffocating in it’s own waste.

The more you know.

You must be fun at parties.

when someone draws something for me i die of amonia poisoning 

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